2. Because like on "The Real World" you will often find militant Muslims, KKK members, aspiring actors, sluts, and bad poets living under one roof. Oh, and they're always good looking. Always.

3. Because all this time, I've always thought that 50 midgets would beat an elephant in a race to tug a jumbo jet plane 100 feet, but alas, I was proven wrong. :-(

4. Because I'm no Joe Millionaire. I'm like Joe Hundredaire.

5. Because it makes you forget about the REAL reality TV: PBS.