#56 - "HANDS IN THE AIR!!!... HEY, IS THAT A HAM SANDWICH?"
Man, this one is almost too good to be true, but it is! Last October, two elderly women in Tampa, Florida were confronted with an armed intruder in their home. Now if that were me, I'd give them my credit card and the key to my 1977 pinto and would have been like, "There's a half a joint in the glove compartment. Have a good time." However, these quick thinking grannies tried to befriend Mr. Sawed-Off Shotgun and offer my man a ham sandwhich and some rum and even a shower so he could "sort of be disguised in his getaway." He accepted, of course, then had a seat in the ol' Lazy Boy and passed the fuck out! My man had a fat-ass log and saw over his head, straight chillin'! Needless to say, they called the cops who then swooped through like it was an unnanounced hip hop video shoot in the white part of town and arrested said armed napper.
That just goes to show, you may point a gun and threaten to kill me, but I'll throw you off with that ham sandwhich in my pocket.